These Companies Are Stealing Our Merch (So We Bought It)

Cold Ones

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    These Stores stole our Merch Design... so we gave them money?
    🥒 GET THE JOE PIN : shirtz.cool/joepin
    ♿️ GET THE JOE SHIRT: shirtz.cool/products/joe-tee

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    Publicēšanas datums Pirms Gada

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    1. Cold Ones

      GIVE US YOUR SOULS! 🥒 GET THE JOE PIN : shirtz.cool/joepin ♿️ GET THE JOE SHIRT: shirtz.cool/products/joe-tee

      1. Lemonstein

        OKAY MY MASTERS

      2. OliverSaunders

        No u

      3. Jason Hinojosa

        What t-shirts do you still have

      4. Jason Hinojosa

        Do you have Mr beast t-shirts with the anime

      5. Clear Contentment

        Transition underrated

    2. Nicholas Alt

      So does this mean cucumber Joe is now Disney property?

    3. J Wizdum

      LMK IF Y'ALL WANT LOFI/BOOM BAP BEATS FOR FREE TO USE IN VIDEOS! DOUBT YOU'LL CARE BUT JUST WANTED TO SAY ❤️

    4. baxter8881

      I am computer joe

    5. DD xo

      😂

    6. Brendan Roemer

      That RX7 FC on drag slicks at 1:02 tho

    7. Sinistrality

      Oh wait I just realized that the "Women's Prison" in the sticker is literally just a Prison for Women and they all use the Cucumber as a Dildo, I thought it was a Euphemism for a Vagina.

    8. Mateusz Zdanowicz

      Well, you stole Joe from Family Guy, so... :D

    9. Sam

      UniKef Ostralia

    10. Joe B.

      Im presidential joe

    11. Blake Brown

      I have cucumber aids

    12. Leland Wilt

      how has fox not sued you yet or atleast tried

    13. H4ZZ4

      I’m cucumber joe mama

    14. Darrin Harr

      What’s the sound effect at 5:37 I recognize it but can’t remember

    15. SinaStar Wolf

      Need cucumber joe condoms

    16. 69 nice

      joe mama

    17. Dave Mathews Customs

      One of those is actually Larry the cucumber, from veggie tales

    18. T_F_Weston

      Their editor is actually soo good. Very under rated. Hope he gets a lot of credit. All the videos editing impressed me.

    19. Jack

      did anyone else see larry the cucumber from VeggieTales at 8:55

    20. Odinson thered

      Got that cripple drip

    21. Gregory Gillespie

      Toward the end I kept mixing up the two, they were equal mass.

    22. Isabella Greene

      11:02 IM WHEEZING the editing is so good I always get caught off guard 😂😂

    23. Loiter Cult

      he's not disabled

    24. CanFelix

      I’m only 4 minutes in and my stomach is hurting badly. Thank you cold ones

    25. Rawdha H

      max: chaaaad nooooo put that away!!!! CHAAAaaaHHAD

    26. venoSci

      Max looks like Bladee in his Joe fit

    27. Pablo Tomas Paredes Berríos

      Im so happy i was the 69.000th like. I require some nice

    28. Rick Harrison

      8:31 my name joe

    29. Marsh Finsta

      Sausage roll

    30. Turkentorque

      You have accidentally created a religion, noiiice!

    31. taco_de_muerte

      Should change this podcast name to drunk Australians blowing money

    32. Beckham Westphal

      How do they afford this shitt

    33. Wayne Wilson

      Max never remember what he bought before it comes in💀

    34. happyyyoung

      i legitimately thought that the shirts they buy from theses videos and the fivver ones are what they sell as official merch. but they have actually really stylish merchandise! like super cool what?!

    35. Higg 420

      Who's Joe

    36. Dr Gilbert Green

      Depression

    37. Clorny

      He’s not disabled he’s all powerful wtf

    38. Clom

      Joe

    39. MetalBug

      Someone make a "what the fuck is that?!" counter lol.

    40. Hannah Britney

      I still die over “I’m cucumber Richard”

    41. Got Beamz

      I'm zucchini Jeff

    42. paula garcia

      THE FUCKING SHOES

    43. kayjaj

      should of copyrighted it

    44. Big Stinky

      1:49

    45. Jeremiah Rodrigeuz

      14:01 what my fridge sees at 3 am

    46. Ben Haas

      I feel like “cucumber richard” is more of a play on pickle rick than a rip off of cucumber joe. 🤷‍♂️

    47. Illtron420

      Is this max at his fattest? ;)

    48. Ethan Roth

      Legit just looked up if they did have have joes cucumbers as t shirts and saw like 80 shirts and socks what the actual f@&$ haha that’s so funny, more episodes please!

    49. Ethan Roth

      More coke ones videos!

    50. Jordan Guiney

      Imagine the next line of cucumber Joe merch, Underwear, socks, condoms, sex toys (especially blow up dolls), lubricant, fake tattoos

    51. Faizan Syed

      Sauce on the outro music please

    52. Supra Guy

      That transition with the empty bottle was god tier

    53. Prill

      Its funny cause they got shipped Australian sheppard posters

    54. Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi

      I don't know who edited this episode but it's giving me a headache. There's so many fuckin jumpcuts, it makes them seem like they're speaking fast and it's fucking obnoxious.

    55. ;

      I'm really sad I found this channel too late to be able to buy a real cucumber joe shirt

    56. Logan is here watching Your video right now

      Max here: *$1400 AUD!?!?* Max now, spending $5,000 AUD on a king Bach animation: *ONLY A SPOONFUL CHAD*

    57. Dalia Hurtado

      seven months in covid

    58. KARTO

      Lmao

    59. Denmark

      You are gherkin jake

    60. UpTopZ

      j ☕ œ

    61. Elijah Whistler

      The transition @5:40 was the best

    62. Jex2112

      Finally…. Center Text

    63. Zyoss

      sausage roll and a dare

    64. ☿DEAD☿

      Sosig

    65. noneygirl

      🤣 🤣 🤣 I’m dying right now I want those shoes 😂 😂 😂

    66. Mr. Sunny G

      what the fuck aye haha... you two are still funny as.

    67. Joshua Miels

      This ones masssive…… fits

    68. Maxxy D

      i have aids boss

    69. The Compleation

      Why why why why why am I losing my shit every time I see "Joe Cucumber".

    70. DuckHeadNL

      My nem joe

    71. SydneyRey

      The MOMENT Max n Chad said sausage roll and a dare... I immediately started remembering me chundering dat kinda shit drunk a week ago.

    72. huey ho

      The deeply act disconcertingly pat because bulldozer relatedly switch minus a testy anatomy. light, overt cocoa

    73. Buster Silén

      qlkamber rg od god ooooooo

    74. THE ToothedCrayon

      You guys should sell knockoffs of knockoffs of your merch

    75. Kaldor Draigo

      Anyone know the song at 5:17 ?

    76. Noise29

      This editting is amazing

    77. ramses bams

      holy shit. that bottle flip editing was so good

    78. Robert

      Zoom in sharp, ear piercing "WHOA!!!!!!" zoom out animation, zoom in "WHOA!!!" picture, "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" picture, "WHOA!" "WTF!!!" picture... ect you get the point

      1. Robert

        love these guys but i feel like i lost 80 iq points just from watching this lol

    79. Erin Beitlich

      Sloppy joe would’ve been better

      1. Alfred Roa

        I'd love a sloppy one from joe

    80. Lucas Rogers

      38 dollars for a low quality copyright shirt

    81. Acidic

      wow that was nuts

    82. Emily Raineer

      im cuc joe

    83. flaggboy

      They should make a video where they go to a second hand shop and try to sell their 1k$ collection of cucumber joe merch xD

    84. Dylan west

      I want a cucumber joe tattoo

    85. Connor Emery

      The bois look to be mad that their bootleg shirt is being bootlegged

    86. Zach Blahusch

      where can I get that skeleton figurine

    87. Tenebris Media

      3:27 lol

    88. Oz Mcintyre

      *fucking guy steps in to make sure that they aren't going to spend $$thousands $$ on a scam bahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

    89. xOCxGAMINGx

      Who the fuck edits these

    90. _Adrian_ 07

      these niggas funny af bro

    91. David

      I’d wear tf out of those shoes

    92. Random Child

      In fucking sad I wish I ordered one of these in time

    93. sam dunning

      One of them was from vegetales 🤣😂🤣

    94. Pascual Kilos

      2:19 Joe from family guy lmfao

    95. I've had it up to here

      Mighty Boosh

    96. Puppy Puppington

      (Looks at $1,800...) *OMG $18,000!!!!*

    97. Puppy Puppington

      Lmao. Sometimes, reality can be hilarious yet super fucking depressing at the same time. It’s also unbelievable. But as we should all know, (as it is our responsibility as human beings in this universe to seek knowledge & truth for the betterment of mankind & justice) that it is indeed, FACT and truly does exist & happen. Hence, the cucumber joe knock off crappy country starving sweat shop child labor.

    98. BMack

      This shirt is straight heat. Amazing embroidery

    99. Brady Potter

      oh my lord, i’m gassed and just got so deep into that transition... it was amazing

    100. Careless Whisper

      I’d like to see y’all buy more dumb shit on wish.